Naka: how can L be THAT sexy?? Here where I live, sexy guys like him DO NOT EXIST!! (at least for me...)
Ellie: SAME HERE! If every guy was like L, the world would be a better place. *¬*
Naka: of course!
would be REALLY a better place... *starts to imagine a world full of L's*
Ellie: *imagine's too* HURR HURRRRR!
Naka: we start to droll, thinking about the new world, until one of us looks to the left and... omg, L?? XD
Ellie: Lol, OMG L!
Naka: L!! I LOVE YOU!! *grabs his leg* >w<
L: o_O crazy fangirl...
Ellie: NUUU, I LUFF HIM MOAR!!!!! *glomps him* >////3////<
L: omg, Raito, help meh!! thus fangirls are attacking me!!
Raito: I'm coming!!
Naka & Ellie: DON'T... COME... CLOSER... HE'S OURS!!
Ellie: You come any further, and I will have no hesitation to kill you right now. >D
Naka: and we don't even need a Death Note for this...
Raito: *walking backwards slowly*
L: WTF?!? COME BACK HERE!! TT3TT
Ellie: LOOOOOSER! WE WIN! *high fives Naka*
Naka: (high fives Ellie and... evil laugh XD)
(looks to L) now,you come with us..
Ellie: Oh, yes, you have to come with us....
L: oh my... *screams* HELP HERE, PLEASE??
Naka & Ellie: *grab his legs and pull him*
Ellie: *laugh's evilly* YOU ARE OUR'S! >D
L: *reeeeealy scared now* HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!
Naka & Ellie: *pull him to a bedroom*
Ellie: This is gnne be fuuuuuuuun! >///D
Naka: reeeealy fun... >//3//<
L: *grabs the door* JESUS! HELP MEH!!
Ellie: Jesus won't help you! I love uke L.
Naka: Uke L ftw!
L: *looks to the other side of the corridor* Mello!! can U help me here plz??
Ellie: NU, MELLO STAY AWWWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! D<
Mello: WTF ARE U DOING WITH L?!?!?
Naka: If u... come closer... *grabs a knife*
Ellie: We are just gonna take him for a little stroll. >D
L: NO!! YOU WE'RE... *Naka silence l with a pillow*
Naka: yep! that's it! a little stroll
Ellie: That's all, nothing else- NOTHING ELSE : D
Mello: okay then... *walks away*
Naka: *looks to L* now, let's have a little stroll...
Ellie: He's so cute.
Naka: yep *--* uke L. hey... he stopped struggling... L, are you okay...?
Ellie: YOU DIDN'T SUFFERCATE HIM, DID YOU?!
Naka: idk @_@
L: *cough* I'm okay...
Naka: you're alive!! *hugs him* >//w//<
Ellie: OMG, THANK THE LORD! *hugs him more* >/////3/////<
Naka & Ellie: *hug him* >//w//<
Naka: *looks trough the window - fangirls screaming, calling for L* omg... moar fangirls??
Ellie: NO! *grabs a gun and shoots them all* Job done. :3
Naka: nice. WTF?? where is L?!?!?
L: *walking slowly to the door*
Ellie: HEY! *runs over to him and glomps him* DUN LEEV UUUUUUUUUUUS! D''X
L: OHMIGAWD, RELEASE MEH!!!
Naka: *grabs his waist* sexy... you'll stay here with us!!òwó
Naka & Ellie: STAY WITH USSSSS....
L: *picks up the phone and dial Watari's number* WATARI, FOR GOD'S SAKE, HELP ME HERE!!
Ellie: *grabs the phone* NOOOOO, DON'T HELP HIIIIIM. HE DOESN'T NEEEDDDD IIIIIIIIITTTT! *hangs up the phone and chucks it out the window* Luff yew L. O/////w//////O
fifteen minutes later, Watari arrives. he open the door and see us molesting L
L: WATARI!! THANKYOUGODIMSOHAPPY!! could you help me here, plz??
Ellie: *takes out a gun* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D<
Naka: calm down Ellie o_o what can he do against us?? >D but shoot him, just 4 precaution...
Ellie: Okay *shoots him in the leg* Id that okay? >D
Naka: for me it's okay... oh noes, L's trying to kill himself with the pillow!!
Ellie: NO, L STOP! *grabs L and pulls him away from the pillow* NOOOO, I NEED YEW! D''''X
Naka: I NEED U 2!! DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!
L: YOU SHOT WATARI, YOU CRAZY GURLS!! NOW ILL COMMIT SUICIDE FOR DIS!!
(Naka: o_o emo...)
Ellie: Oh, okay! *puts the gun to her head* ^-^
Naka: my head?? o_O
L: look, I just want to get out of here, okay?
Naka: why??? u dont liek us??
Ellie: No, my head. ^-^
Naka: don't kill yourself Ellie D: should we release L then??
Ellie: Nu, lets make him STTTAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Naka & Ellie: *heeplz*
three minutes later, Near & Mello arrive with the SPK team. They stop in front of the door, and hear weird noises.
Mello: wut they r doing there...?
Near: just wrench this door.
They wrench the door and...
Are finished. :3
Naka: *o* that was INCREDIBLE!!!
L: I just can't believe I did this...
Ellie: IT IS INCREIBLE! I LUFF YEW SO MUCH, L-KUN! *hugs L* X///3
Naka: Near, Mello and the other people just keep staring us...
Near: ohmigawd .
People XD: ohmigawd 
Naka: ... what??
Ellie: Ohmigawd  WHUT B RONG WIT YEW PPLZ?!
Naka: you(Near), you(Mello) and you all(people). go away. NOW. Hey, L, wanna do it again? XD
Ellie: *Takes out a gun* ANYONE WHO REFUSES TEW LEEV SHAL DIY!
everybody leaves.Watari too, with his bullet hole in his leg XD
Naka: so, what's next?
Ellie: I dunno, but how did Watari walk with a hole in his leg? o.O
he probably was moving slowly and with difficulty. but... what you all want to do now?? (stares L xD)
Ellie: I dunno...... lets raep L.
Naka: okay for me >D
Naka: yep. XD
Ellie: OH YUSH!
Naka: OH YEA! GEEZ L!! @_@
Then..... I orda pizza :3
Ellie: LETS PARTAAAAAAAAAY :'D
Naka: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! xDD well, but L doesn't eat pizza... at least not the salty ones. so... order a chocolate one too!!!
L, Naka & Ellie: YAAAAAAAY!!! (happy people XD)
*orders a choco pizza*
Ellie: WOOOOOO! >//D
Naka: WOOT!! PARTYYYYYY!!
25 minutes passed...
Naka: hey, i think it's the pizza guy...
Ellie: ANSWER DA DUUR, DEN! >DD
Naka: 'kay then...
*opens the door*
Naka: OHMIGAWD IS BEYOND BIRTHDAY!!!! *faints*
Ellie: I LUFF BEYOND TEW!.... BUT I LUFF L MAOR! :'D
Naka: *recovered from the faint* I love both but I love L more too... hey Beyond.. how about a lil' orgy? >///D
Ellie: Yer, can join if you want. ://3
Beyond: eh, why not??
Naka & Ellie: *irapeitplz*
Ellie: OH, HELL YUSH!
Well... after... like, 3 or 4 times doing this(XD)...
Naka: right. I just LOVED IT.
Ellie: Owmigawd, me tew.
Naka: we should do this, like... everyday. XD
L: what?? everyday??
Ellie: Not everyday, just most days. XD
Naka: XDDD that's what I said >B
Ellie: Nu, it int. D:
Naka: XD riiiight. I didn't... but what next?? we have two smexy guys over here...
Ellie: You can have Beyond.
Naka: *pull L's arm* nope, YOU can have Beyond.
Beyond: nobody wants meh....
Ellie: Fine, I'll have Beyond, He likes blood, like I do, anyway. ;D
Naka: I like blood too, but I prefer L XD *looks to L* You're mine now *--*
Ellie: BLEH, and Beyond is mine!
Naka: XD there! all happy now! (I think...)
Ellie: LOL, YER! >D
Weird, isn't it?? ~w
@ And that's the kind of madness fangirls do... >//w//<